Rick James - Superfreak

Had a discussion with a coworker today about guys expectations of women when it comes to sex and how completely unreasonable they are. I totally disagreed with her. What’s so unreasonable about finding a gymnast virgin, who’s great in bed, gets her thing Brazilian waxed and loves to swallow?
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Speaking of Brazil...there’s a country I want to visit! If anyone knows how to party it’s the Brazilians. If you’ve ever watched international sporting events, it’s always the Brazilians who are painted from head to toe, banging on loud drums, singing and the hot women are stripping in the stands. Ok, I might have just made up the stripping part but that doesn’t deny the fact that these people love to party! Even in tennis where the crowds are tame and subdued (like me after a buffet dinner), these people are just causing a ruckus. I can’t wait til the day that Brazil starts watching golf.
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Thank God it’s Thursday!! In celebration of this wonderful Thursday I am going to drive to Montreal, do some fishing, go drinking at a bar in the company of 25 other guys, head to the strip club and watch women dance and rub up against a brass pole, make lewd comments about their body (meanwhile condemning the objectification of women), buy a couple of lap dances for one good friend, then heading to a club to dance the night away.

Ok, you found me out. I’m headed to Montreal this weekend for a bachelor party. Can’t put anything past you guys!